A group of young children and their parents venture into the visitor center and immediately notice a large moose head hanging on the wall...
Child: "Ohh, look, a moose."
Mother: "Yep, it's a moose."
Child: "Is it dead now?"
Mother: "Nope it's still alive. This is where it lives now, just half of it, up on that wall."
Okay, okay. That's not what she said, but it would have made me laugh. The true version ended like this:
Mother: "Yep, it's dead now."
I love the obvious questions that are often asked, and not just by kids.